So we are on our way to the store and for some reason it struck me as strange to have the job title “drive truck.” I mean I get that they have a job that most of us hate doing on a daily basis (myself can be counted for two of those people). But don’t you think they could have come up with a better job title. Something like professional merchandise delivery. Or mobile customer service. A lot of jobs today have the most crap titles (quality assurance…?…to verify, quality…right) so why are truck drivers stuck with just a mediocre title like truck driver? If I were a truck driver I would make myself some little business card and hand it out when I make my deliveries. You want professional services? Call me, I can drive. Although they would never trust me to drive a truck that big. Considering I have a hard time parking a prius.
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Interstate Ground Transport Specialist and Colossal Vehicle Operator.
Comedian Jeff Dunham did a show with his little blue prius as a recurring topic in his jokes. Kali and I recommend watching it (I think it’s “Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity”).
I like Colossal Vehicle Operator.
And MY Prius isn’t a “beep beep” Prius. MINE isn’t powder blue. It’s gold. SO THERE!
Okay yeah it’s pretty pathetic.