I swear I can hear bats. I SWEAR! I make Brandon sit with me in the silence so he can hear them too. So we are sitting here, looking around, looking at each other, looking at the floor… And, then, yep, nothing happens. It’s still silent. So I proceed to think I’m insane and Brandon proceeds to go to bed.
As Brandon is one hell of a sleeper he falls asleep almost immediately, I do my thing, he does his snore thing, and then, I hear, the bats. Seriously.
And you know why? You know why I’m the only one that hears these so called “bats”???? Because they hate me. I’m truly convinced. They do.
I’m not crazy. Well partially not. This is just what happens when bats are torturing you. I bet you’ve never had it done to you. If you did it would drive you crazy, too.